Company
Andouille Industrials
Disrupting the Primes Since Yesterday. Cost-Plus Since Tomorrow.
- Known for
- A pitch deck mocking the old defence giants that is now a pitch deck for becoming one. Winning contracts the incumbents lost, then subcontracting the incumbents to build them. A valuation that rises faster than its delivery schedule, and a founder in Harmer Lackey's floral shirts.
- Character
- Brisk, sun-faded and swaggering, it says 'software-defined' and 'attritable' where others say 'expensive' and 'breakable'. It calls every procurement officer 'a design partner' and every cost overrun 'a scope-of-mission expansion'. It describes the old defence giants as dinosaurs, then hires their lobbyists.
In the news
Warhowl Raises $200m for Military Canine-as-a-Service
The seed round buys cloned, gene-edited, body-armoured working dogs for a customer that has not signed, at a price nobody will quote. The pitch is patriotism; the product is a lease.
23 Oct 2026
