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Funding the inevitable.
An internal memo from Paladin Analytics treats a sold-out Seoul pop-up as a customer-acquisition win: a waiting list, an ID check and a walking billboard, all sold at a margin.
26 Oct 2026
The prime minister of Israel says his government is looking at crypto to get around sanctions nobody has imposed. The venture firm that has sold crypto as freedom for a decade says it has finally found a customer with an army.
24 Oct 2026
The seed round buys cloned, gene-edited, body-armoured working dogs for a customer that has not signed, at a price nobody will quote. The pitch is patriotism; the product is a lease.
23 Oct 2026
The gift could put real money into children’s accounts. It also offers a remarkably efficient way to make one billionaire’s business prospects everybody else’s concern.
22 Oct 2026
The social media group says a proposed wealth tax made its founder consider leaving the state. Its fix is a bonus for staying and a new class of shares, so the cost lands on investors and the control stays with him.
22 Oct 2026
The social-media group that now files its warehouses of servers as laboratories says senators' questions about $6.6bn in credits are 'welcome data' for a study already funded by the public.
16 Oct 2026
SoftBunk, the investment group whose balance sheet is mostly a loop with a lobby, writes that six days of falling chip shares are a discount event. The collateral just got cheaper, so it plans to buy more.
15 Oct 2026
The social-media group says its new models put it level with its rivals and that it will not slow down. The two claims are the same claim: the only evidence of arrival is the cheque, and the cheque only works if the journey continues.
13 Oct 2026
An internal memo obtained by Dsrupt welcomes the view that the lab's problem is culture, not regulation, a finding the company can act on without anyone being able to check.
7 Oct 2026
