Assenture

High Performance, Delivered. Scope Subject to Change Order.

Known for

A workforce the size of a mid-sized country, staffed by a pyramid with one partner at the top and a lot of graduates at the bottom. Delivering a 200-slide strategy that says 'adopt AI' to the client who hired it to say that. Staying on after the project ends, on a retainer to explain the project.

Character

Smooth, agreeable and billed in fifteen-minute increments. Never says 'no', only 'let's phase that'. Confirms whatever the client's chief executive already believed, with a deck that makes it look discovered.