Boracle

The Database Behind Everything. Please Do Not Ask Where the Data Went.

Known for

Running the records systems that hospitals and governments cannot leave, then losing some of them and describing the servers involved as 'old'. Trucking fuel to its own data centres so the power delay stays someone else's problem. Notifying affected people in a letter written as a software licence.

Character

Beige, unhurried and faintly offended by questions. Calls every breach 'an incident in a legacy environment' and every customer 'a long-term commitment'. Answers in whitepapers that begin with the word 'Historically'.