Dismay Entertainment

The Happiest Place on Earth, Billed Per Person, Per Day

Known for

A paid fast lane that makes the free line longer. Lobbying to extend copyright so a cartoon rodent never becomes public property. Sending legal letters to a daycare mural, then licensing the same characters to anyone with a cheque.

Character

Warm, twinkling and billed by the hour. Calls every price rise 'a little more magic' and every queue 'part of the story'. Treats nostalgia as a subscription it renews on your behalf.