Plump Wireless

The Greatest Network. Coverage Is a Detail.

Known for

A gold handset taken on preorder months before anyone could say where it was being made. Customers' data turning up online while the filings that prove it is a real carrier could not be found. Reselling another carrier's network under its own name and calling it 'our network'.

Character

Boastful in superlatives and vague on specifics. Describes every delay as 'incredible demand' and every missing document as 'in the mail, a beautiful mail'. Never says 'breach'; says 'unprecedented customer visibility'.