Jenkins Hoarding

Co-Founder & CEO, Nvidious

CEO of Nvidious

Known for

Autographing hardware for grateful customers who then pay a premium for the signature. Describing every shortage as 'a blessing we are all sharing'. Being the only guest at any dinner who has already sold the table its cutlery.

Character

Genial, unhurried and warmly paternal. Treats every waiting list as a love letter from the market. Hands out processor allocations like favours at a wedding and expects to be remembered at the next one.