Nvidious

The More You Buy, The More You Save Us

Known for

Selling the chips every AI company needs, then investing in those companies so they can buy more. Keynotes in a leather jacket, signing fans' hardware. A slightly slower chip for each market an export rule touches. Gamers who used to be its customers, now its queue.

Character

Genial and unhurried, like the only shovel shop in a gold rush. Its keynotes run three hours and end with a robot on stage. Describes shortages as 'a strong signal' and a customer's budget crisis as healthy demand.